Objections · closes · no ghosting theater

FAQ

Straight answers. One kill-shot for the usual stalls.

The one-sentence kill-shot

Who cares if you already have IT? We’re not selling IT theater. Pick $15,000 or $30,000 — we make or save you that feestop it — you’re getting a free audit (start with the Labor Leak Checklist).

“How are you better than BabyLoveGrowth / content AI tools?”

We’re not trying to be. Different product.

They sell a content subscription (30 AI articles/mo, backlinks, “AI visibility”). That’s commodity volume any shop can automate.

We sell a five-day install with a $15k or $30k bet: make or save the fee in ≤6 months — or we worked for free.

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Top stalls before people ghost

1. “It’s too expensive.”

Kill-shot: Who cares about the sticker if we don’t make or save you the money? make-or-save ($15k or $30k) within six months — often path in month one when you run the systems. Stop it. Grab the free Labor Leak Checklist / audit path first: PDFsee if you qualify.

2. “We already have IT.”

Kill-shot: Who cares? IT keeps the lights on. We install the money machine — speed-to-lead, dead database, reviews, labor leaks. Same guarantee: make or save $15k in months. Free checklist first. Stop stalling.

3. “We need to think about it.”

Kill-shot: Thinking without numbers is stalling. Take the free checklist, score the leaks, then a 15-minute pre-qual to see if you qualify for us. Guarantee stays: $15k make-or-save in months. Stop it — free audit path is open.

4. “We’re not ready / bad timing.”

Kill-shot: Leaks don’t pause for timing. Who cares about the calendar if payroll and leads are bleeding now? Free checklist this week. If you qualify, the week pays for itself under the guarantee — or the terms say how you get whole.

5. “We tried AI / an agency / a VA already.”

Kill-shot: Who cares what you tried if it didn’t make or save real money? We keep what works, fix what doesn’t, and stand behind make-or-save ($15k or $30k) in months. Stop it — free Labor Leak Checklist, then qualify.

Product FAQ

What does $15,000 include?

Five days: Day 1 maps waste (first half); Days 2–5 build, connect, train live. Handoff inside the week. Phone, leads, CRM, reviews, site, ops glue as scoped. Full terms: agreement.

Client pays all travel on-site (including food). Not in the fee.

Is there a guarantee?

Yes — make-or-save ($15k or $30k) within six months. Exit Value Sign-Off documents the math. You must run the systems. Guarantee section →

Do I pay travel if you’re on-site?

Yes. All of it — U.S. flights/mileage, hotels, food, rental, parking, tolls, site needs. Remote skips travel.

Is payment 100% up front? Card only?

Preferred: check, wire, or ACH on invoice (no fat card fees). Card via Stripe is optional if you want speed. Timing: 100% before start preferred; 50/50 or short payoff only if written on the invoice.

Is this a monthly retainer?

No. Fixed week. Ongoing optional later.

Will this replace my employees?

No. Cut busywork so the people you already pay produce more. Make money. Save money.

Who is this for?

SMBs leveling up — roughly under ~$10M, ~5–25 employees. We generally pass under ~$1–2M for The AI Week. Yorkville + Chicago western suburbs first.

How do we start?

Free Labor Leak Checklistsee if you qualify (15-min pre-qual) → optional $1k audit → agreement & pay.

Free checklist / audit start See if you qualify (630) 937-9690